My Fucking Laptop Sucks Balls

I hate my laptop. My last laptop and I had a beautiful seven-year relationship. This ass has had to have a new power supply after the first one melted, and a new left fan after the last one started chugging along like a bad seventies porn soundtrack.

Now I have to take it back in because the optical drive is, at the least, schizo, and all of the sudden my left Shift and Ctrl key have decided to stop working. Luckily I have warranty, but it means I have to take it to the mall and have Ambercrombie stench in my hair for the rest of the night.

Thanks, Apple.











Good Girl.











Bitch.