Sugar Kills

Surfing MySpace tonight, I came across this ad:










Unfortunately, the real ad is so much better- animated donuts and ice cream cones dancing around the twinks' heads.

Because in your early teens, at that weight, it is so Type 2 fake diabetes. One too many Ding-Dongs.

Fact-Check: Nick has diabetes. Type 1. I don't even know who Nick Jonas is, except he probably fucked Miley Cyrus. But dancing donuts because your pancreas is gimpy? Shame. Shaaaaame.